ADAMANTINE TALONS OF THE CRADLE SNATCHER
beaularbear:

i am truly in suspense jim

beaularbear:

i am truly in suspense jim

watchtheskytonight:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

that boy is of the future

shavingryansprivates:

i unironically love the shit out of the epic rap battles of history

misandjolras:

she also used the words “glorious cascade” when discussing this pubic hair

It’s only tmi if it’s urs

gender-ikari:

i cant stop drawing Large Horse
her name is midnight pearl and shes a large horse
there are probably 400030003020202039 other peoples horses named midnight pearl

Did Voldrin name her that or does he call her Large Horse

gender-ikari:

i cant stop drawing Large Horse

her name is midnight pearl and shes a large horse

there are probably 400030003020202039 other peoples horses named midnight pearl

Did Voldrin name her that or does he call her Large Horse

I am Alex-Zar (Alex of the house of ZAR). Join your own Kryptonian House with the #ManOfSteel glyph creator http://bit.ly/10nsgOy

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shwartzbald:
mister-smalls:

muertosiro:

Snoop Dogg is REALLY excited about playing a CGI snail named SMOOVE MOVE 

Who the fuck is not excited for Snoop Dogg to play a CGI snail named Smoove Move
It’s the part he was born to play

I wish I could be excited about anything as Snoop is about everything.

mister-smalls:

muertosiro:

Snoop Dogg is REALLY excited about playing a CGI snail named SMOOVE MOVE

Who the fuck is not excited for Snoop Dogg to play a CGI snail named Smoove Move

It’s the part he was born to play

I wish I could be excited about anything as Snoop is about everything.

spacetwinks:

“What I was thinking was, there would be this cat, right. And it would kill its whole family. And that’s where the horror REALLY begins.” - Stephen King, interviewed on his new smash hit book ‘Skateboard Cat

neil-gaiman:

fipindustries:

the best of give up-gaiman

One of those “if I could turn back time 12 hours and not put up that photo” moments…