the-hiccups:

rainbow-raptor:

raikissu:

getonthelizard:

effyeahpegasister:

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

Animal Crossing. The object is to pay off your debt by doing a bunch of favors for a bunch of ungrateful animals.

Bioshock 2: You’re one of those plastic scuba divers stuck babysitting in a reverse fish tank.

Morrowind: You’re bailed out of jail to take orders from a religious cult, a sex pervert, and backwards nomads to kill a syphilitic golden vampire who lives under a red mountain. Oh, and you’re the reincarnation of an ancient elven man, even if you’re an Argonian woman.

omnomnominator:

Celebrity Pokemon Evolutions - Round 2

I’m going to attempt to come up with my own for Round 3. Feel free to shoot me some suggestions for Pokemon or celebrities you’d like to see.

Screaming my damnfool head off at Radcliffe —> Lennon —> Gaben.

ludacrisnt:

k1mkardashian:

what if god has a blog and life is just one giant gif

calm down aristotle 

mausii:

put-away-your-harpoon:

superfizz:

_{ANON requested: ’Speaking of RDJxHimself… Sherlock Holmes & Tony Stark? :D’}

ochwow:

There was an idea to bring together a group of sexy people, so when we needed them, they could… you know.

substantiallyinadequate:

theloveyoumake:

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

gooby pls

gooby pls

sexually-aggressive-cas:

theblackhordes:

Folk metal mosh pit.

THE SHIRE CAN’T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW